‘Girl gang ‘kills’ miget wrestlers’

‘Authorities say two midget wrestlers found dead in a hotel in Mexico City may have been fatally drugged by a gang of female robbers.’

Do I need to to say anything further about this?

Somebody at The Metro has obviously seen the potential for this story. Our good friend Mira at http://smallbizpr.wordpress.com/ has just drawn my attention to the fact that this story has got a full page today.

Bring on the apocalypse. I’m ready now.