It’s something I know you’ve been searching for the answer for your whole life. It’s certainly puzzled me, can the immaculately conceived son of a transcendent being who required obedience and was feared by his people operate a microwave oven to heat up Mexican food?

Well according to Google it’s something a lot of us want to know. A great recent post on Mashable conducted a quick experiment on the suggested search feature by using fairly innocent words to see how Google suggests you complete the search. For example typing ‘when will’ results in a wide range of suggested searches including the rather morbid ‘when will I die,’ but also ‘when will twilight be released on DVD?’ A search on the UK version also throws up ‘when will Danielle tell Ronnie?’ Whoever they are.

If you’re stuck for something to do for a few minutes and fancy a giggle try some yourself. I tried’ what on earth’ and got suggested results of ‘what on earth is wrong with gravity?’ And ‘what on earth am I here for?’

Although my highlight thus far has been from ‘who will’ which throws up the brilliant ‘who will rid me of this turbulent priest?’ My thoughts exactly.